I bought some ribs yesterday with the idea of having BBQ ribs tonight.
While looking through other ideas for ribs i found this on www.cooks.com:
Take car keys out of pocket or purse. Get in car. Drive to nearest Applebee's Restaurant. Be seated. Order large "Riblet Platter", delete slaw, add extra fries. Wait approximately 10 to 15 minutes. Enjoy!
Made me laugh